Friday, November 28, 2008

Good Lord, have mercy on our souls

This is too much. People killed a human being trying to get at the cheap plastic crap in Wal*Mart on Long Island. They couldn't wait until 5:02 a.m. No. They had to be the first ones at the friggin' trough.

There's a 34-year-old man dead in Long Island. Shoppers trampled him to death. They knocked him down, ran over him and pounded him to death with their feet.

I hope the blood stains don't wash out of their sneakers anytime soon.

'Tis the friggin' season to be jolly.

Remember this: There is nothing in any Wal*Mart worth killing for. And if you work at one of these hell holes, remember this: there is even less in Wal*Mart worth dying for. If they rush the door, let them stampede. Just get out of the way.

On behalf of my fellow humans, I apologize. I am ashamed.


  1. omg that is just awful! Especially for a walmart store. If they were running for food - but, nothing can explain this!

  2. If we don't shop, the terrorists win! Why do you hate America?

    Terrific post on harvesting the lamb crop, by the way. I blognapped it.

  3. My feeling is that if I have to shop to keep terrorists from winning, then -- *meh* -- I guess they can win. There are plenty of things worth fighting for, and a few worth dying for. But I'll be damned if I can think of anything worth shopping for.

    And I don't hate America. I hate Americans, because they are people. And I hate people.